Is Your Butt Big? Mine Is.

Is Your Butt Big? Mine Is.

The shape and size of one’s posterior can speak volumes without saying a word. I like to think mine says, “I like to dance and workout, but I also frequently indulge my weakness for all things chocolate.” Thank you Butt. Well said, well spoken. Butt and I have not always been on such great terms. … Continue reading

Fair-Weather Friends or Tried and True?

Fair-Weather Friends or Tried and True?

Having spent this past Labor Day weekend with people I have had the pleasure of knowing for more than ten years, some of them twenty, I am compelled to examine my current roster of friends. Upon doing so, I wondered, what makes some friendships flourish and others wither on the vine? The majority of my … Continue reading

Seeing Yellow. We Are A Part Of A Urination.

Seeing Yellow. We Are A Part Of A Urination.

Here a “p”, there a “p”, everywhere a “pee pee”. Toddler and puppy. They share many of the same qualities that make them undeniably adorable. However, they also share many of the same qualities that make them undeniably impossible. I have a dachshund and a daughter. Enough said, really. While potty training a child has … Continue reading